Simply Superior

“I AM HUMAN!,”
i declare
under a wicked sneer
as i rise high above the
fingernail sized creature
that constantly creeps through the
cracks and crevices of my
humble abode.


Lost in my OCD craze
i cannot stall one minute.
nothing should ever come in
when not invited.


spotting the
atomic bomb survivor
i climb onto my toilet
with tissue in hand
ready to CRUSH
the life out of this invader.
after all
“I AM HUMAN”
and who are you?


with stealth
i stalk the bastard into a corner
and prepare to MUSH its brains into the wall.


a Iil’ maneuvering allows it
to twist and turn
into a new hole
concealed by chipped white paint.


no problem for
I AM HUMAN.
i peel the paint,
DAB, SWAT,
ANNIHILATE this scum of the earth.
a lil’ scurrying allows it to
make way across the wall
causing me to adjust my way around the toilet
and move in for the kill.


obviously
sensing the imminent danger
it does a skyfall
down, down
and down
until it hits the floor…. running.

 

Ah – HA!
easy pickings,
bcoz
I AM HUMAN.

 

plopping to the floor

i catty cornered it
ready to make this oh – so – easy stop.


stomping and stepping
like an Olympian
i apperantly didn’t see the protruding edge
and stubbed my toe.


No matter.
no match.
LIVID….
there’s no more room for playing.
i pour some hot water
to DASH the bumb to death.
in haste
the cup falls,
water scalds and
the critter scatters –
busting a left,
hanging a right
and dips into a new fold
deep underneath the toilet
which i cannot reach.


Ha! COWARD!
you have to come up for air
at some point.


and i’ll be waiting…
pissed,
determined and
ever superior.


for as stated….
I AM HUMAN!


right!

Law of Parties